Woman dies after falling from U.N. building

A woman who worked at the United Nations’ Secretariat Building died Sunday after falling or jumping from the 19th floor.

The official cause of death is under investigation, but police suspect gravity.

“You hate to see it happen,” a police spokesman said. “Gravity was basically good until it got mixed up with the wrong crowd: pavement and heights. Sure, gravity is cute when it’s young, dropping apples on Isaac Newton’s head. But it’s not so cute when it grows up and starts throwing people from buildings. I blame the parents.”

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