Monday, February 25, 2008

Lab releases do-it-yourself paternity test

Sorenson Genomics has released a kit that allows people to conduct paternity tests at home by swabbing the cheeks of the child and the presumed father.

The paternity test works best on men who don’t screen their calls.

“It really helps the test if you can get the guy to show up,” a lab spokesman said. “We considered making the test’s first step to ‘bomb the man with phone calls and surprise visits,’ but society still hasn’t embraced stalking.

“Instead, we added some accessories for the paternity-test kit. For example, we have an arson set that will force the man out of his house and into your life. After he watches his life go up in flames, he’ll find some time for you. One man’s arson is another man’s family planning.”

Link: MyFoxAtlanta.com

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