A judge has ordered a Salvation Army worker who stole a kettle containing holiday donations to spend the night homeless.
The Salvation Army worker was ordered to relocate his usual homelessness.
“He had gotten too comfortable in his native skid row, so he couldn’t get any real punishment there,” the judge said. “Being connected defeats the purpose of being homeless. So we blindfolded him and took him to a new skid row that just opened, spun him around a few times and turned him loose.
“We also banned him from attending vagrant networking functions. That’s where vagrants, hobos, bums and winos get together to make housing and employment deals and discuss new products and services. They have a really good union.”
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