An Arizona man suffered non-life threatening injuries when he was mauled after trying to ride his pet buffalo.
Paramedics treated the buffalo owner after arriving in a time machine.
“When we got the call, we knew we had to pick him up on the frontier because modern people just don’t have buffaloes,” the lead paramedic said. “I guess buffaloes aren’t more popular as pets because people don’t like being mauled anymore. Something about a hoof on a guy’s throat puts a strain on the modern pet-owner relationship.”
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