Regardless of who the father is, the baby's upbringing will involve syphilis.
“I want my baby to be in touch with his STD heritage,” the woman said. “I’m going to teach him traditional STD songs and dances. I’m learning to make traditional STD baby food, which is a challenge because I’ve never cooked with penicillin. And there might be some STD schools in a few years, with any luck. I’d cross my fingers, but it hurts my lesions.
“I want my child to have solid STD roots. I didn't have that as a kid because my parents didn't meet in an online sex auction.”
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